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October 5


1:03 PM -- UncleDonny: Weird, I dreamt about a Japanese S&G tribute band with thick accents last night. Then someone sends me this!? http://tinyurl.com/ydq5vt7


October 2


4:07 PM -- UncleDonny: Everyone's a wannabe, the wicked and the weak. The victors and the victimized. The economists and the economized. My TV mind-set shattered.


3:38 PM -- UncleDonny: Substitutes for human love. Less risky than a human relationship. Capture. Domesticate. Exterminate.


September 20


7:26 PM -- UncleDonny: Why do waitresses always have to explain that the top copy is theirs. Do I look like I've never used a card before?


September 17


4:04 PM -- UncleDonny: You know, if I knew she was going to be all weird and psychotic like that, I never would have carved her name in my chest.


September 14


10:41 AM -- UncleDonny: @spam @ESSIEBASSAO5


September 11


2:37 PM -- UncleDonny: Turns out, my blind date was telling the truth. She does look like Barbie. Unfortunately it's KLAUS Barbie.


September 9


7:39 AM -- UncleDonny: (Surely somebody gets that in the age of Google.)


7:39 AM -- UncleDonny: I'll take enough, but I'll take it down. What's your address? I'll write it down. I'll be in touch, so don't leave town in a big black car!


September 2


9:07 AM -- UncleDonny: @sarahs_lame How do I KNOW it wasn't you though?


September 1


4:00 PM -- UncleDonny: @sarahs_lame I said that once when I met the perfect woman. But then the light turned green and she drove off.


August 21


2:23 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @ DoreendStuart


1:36 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @carolamason


1:36 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @jeannelwise


1:35 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @SherriecShort


1:35 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @AlisonpMaldonad


1:34 PM -- UncleDonny: @spam @adelenbanks


12:01 PM -- UncleDonny: @sarahs_lame Bots?! I thought I was just REAL popular with the younger ladies all of the sudden.


9:34 AM -- UncleDonny: @ spam @EstelladSlater


9:33 AM -- UncleDonny: @spam I'm seeing a pattern here and can spot them quickly. Why can't YOU people?


March 13


Best described as disturbing ... yet arousing.


Best described as disturbing ... yet arousing.




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March 12


Uhhhhh ... okay ...


Uhhhhh ... okay ...




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January 30


Peta is out of control.  First the whole fiasco with the sea...


Peta is out of control.  First the whole fiasco with the sea kittens, and now intentionally producing superbowl commercials that they know will get banned, just to garner a little publicity?  Honestly, skinny vegginazi granola chicks that reek of patchouli aren't all that hot -- and I'll gladly stop eating animals the day they afford humans the same courtesty -- but heck, the organization is just so needy I had to blog them and give them the attention they're so desperate for.  Now ... off to get a bucket of KFC and club a baby seal.




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January 26


10:10 PM -- If only camera phones took better photos of moving targets

Uncle_Donny posted a photo:

If only camera phones took better photos of moving targets

They were spectacular.




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January 23


I hate to snigger like a fifth grader here, but Fox News really...


I hate to snigger like a fifth grader here, but Fox News really needs to get with the program and learn the lingo. 

The term is actually "fist bumping" or "knuckle knocking."  I assure you, there is a very big difference between that and the term she uses.  Granted, The commentator doesn't impress me as someone that knows much about either.




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January 21


Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair...


Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair removal products, finally find the one day when they can use that slogan they've been dying to go with for years now.




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December 18


What every man needs for Christmas.


What every man needs for Christmas.




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December 12


I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it's any...


I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it's any good, in fact, I've got no interest in seeing it.  I just like the poster.




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December 11


Ahhh, times were so much simpler then...


Ahhh, times were so much simpler then...




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December 10


Busted!


Busted!




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December 3


I wanna say something like, 'Thank God for stupid...


I wanna say something like, 'Thank God for stupid people.'  But, on the other hand, it looks like something I might have tried at that age.




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Yeah, uh ... ya think?


Yeah, uh ... ya think?




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November 25


I hope Christians have some kind of explanation lined up ......


I hope Christians have some kind of explanation lined up ... just in case.




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November 22


Extremely hot geek girl.


Extremely hot geek girl.




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November 19


I knew I should have tried out for the Cheerleading squad, but...


I knew I should have tried out for the Cheerleading squad, but it just didn't seem very "butch" ... at the time.




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Er ... cram session fail?


Er ... cram session fail?




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November 14


Okay, yeah, I admit ... I'm just a little turned on by...


Okay, yeah, I admit ... I'm just a little turned on by socialized medicine.




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November 4


Sarah Palin Look-Alikes Stage Strip Show. A little something for...


Sarah Palin Look-Alikes Stage Strip Show.

A little something for both my fetishes and my swelling American pride.




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Cuban Cigar Crisis: Love Between the Sheets. I'm really...


Cuban Cigar Crisis: Love Between the Sheets. I'm really digging on this one right now.




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When people ask me what my favorite sport is, I say, "Pole...


When people ask me what my favorite sport is, I say, "Pole vaulting ... Duh!"




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October 20


3:41 PM -- churchsign

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churchsign




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July 14


1:24 PM -- A Little Touch of Irony

Uncle_Donny posted a photo:

A Little Touch of Irony

Now, if I had a daughter, I'd at least give her the choice... 3rd Floor or 4th Floor ... knowing full well that destiny will eventually put you where it wants you, regardless of which button you press in the elevator.

And yes, 'First Class Companions' and 'DeVine Prodigy Entertainment'; ARE in fact exactly what you think they are ... just Google them.




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April 4


9:45 PM -- Savannah needs a date...

Uncle_Donny posted a photo:

Savannah needs a date...

Any brave souls in the Indianapolis area wanting to show this tiara-clad party princess a good time, please contact her at savannah@incestandmorrisdancing.com.




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February 22


Kate Beckinsale Says She Has Breast Envy
Oh, honey, no. Don't be that way.


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November 1


Button Men Online Game
Before there was Twitter, there was Button Men


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Caffeine-Headache
A bit of the underground in music, art, and film.


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contentious.com
Amy Gahran's news and musings on how we communicate in the online age.


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October 27


5min - How the news works
A quick lesson in modern journalism ... but you probably knew all this anyway, right?


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October 24


The Only Thing I Remember About the Movie "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"
They tell me it was a two-hour movie, but I only remember about three minutes of it.


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October 21


French Maid TV
I was thinking this would become my new favorite website, but was a bit disappointed. I don't think the girls are really French. I feel a bit betrayed by that.


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Musical Pick of the Week

With net radio apparently saved (for the immediate future), I've been checking out the wonderful variety of stuff they have to offer. Though it's not in my normal style of music, I went with a recommendation from net-friend Connie Cohen. If you need something mood-setting, non-intrusive, but less boring that ambient/new age that you can write, code, drink, or have on as you just chill out in the dark with a drink and/or cigarette, you might want to check out ...

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Literary Pick of the Week

Don't you hate it when several disparaging social groups all seem to agree that you need to be reading one particular book. Far too many people recommended this one to me, so I finally caved in and read "Kafka on the Shore." A thorougly enjoyable novel, and probably the best Oedipal interpretation since my personal favorite Robbe-Grillet's The Erasers.



Murakami, Haruki
Kafka on the Shore

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