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 Cool jobs I'd like to have, #9: Airbrush artist
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| If I'd gone with my first instinct and hidden the hookers in the... | ||||
 If I'd gone with my first instinct and hidden the hookers in the closet, I wouldn't have gotten busted by the girlfriend. Damn my creative streak!
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March 13
| Best described as disturbing ... yet arousing. | ||||
 Best described as disturbing ... yet arousing.
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March 12
| Uhhhhh ... okay ... | ||||
 Uhhhhh ... okay ...
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January 30
| Peta is out of control. First the whole fiasco with the sea... | ||||
Peta is out of control. First the whole fiasco with the sea kittens, and now intentionally producing superbowl commercials that they know will get banned, just to garner a little publicity? Honestly, skinny vegginazi granola chicks that reek of patchouli aren't all that hot -- and I'll gladly stop eating animals the day they afford humans the same courtesty -- but heck, the organization is just so needy I had to blog them and give them the attention they're so desperate for. Now ... off to get a bucket of KFC and club a baby seal.
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January 23
| I hate to snigger like a fifth grader here, but Fox News really... | ||||
I hate to snigger like a fifth grader here, but Fox News really needs to get with the program and learn the lingo. The term is actually "fist bumping" or "knuckle knocking." I assure you, there is a very big difference between that and the term she uses. Granted, The commentator doesn't impress me as someone that knows much about either.
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January 21
| Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair... | ||||
 Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair removal products, finally find the one day when they can use that slogan they've been dying to go with for years now.
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December 18
| What every man needs for Christmas. | ||||
 What every man needs for Christmas.
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December 12
| I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it's any... | ||||
 I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it's any good, in fact, I've got no interest in seeing it. I just like the poster.
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December 11
| Ahhh, times were so much simpler then... | ||||
 Ahhh, times were so much simpler then...
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December 10
| Busted! | ||||
 Busted!
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December 3
| I wanna say something like, 'Thank God for stupid... | ||||
I wanna say something like, 'Thank God for stupid people.' But, on the other hand, it looks like something I might have tried at that age.
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| Yeah, uh ... ya think? | ||||
 Yeah, uh ... ya think?
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November 25
| I hope Christians have some kind of explanation lined up ...... | ||||
 I hope Christians have some kind of explanation lined up ... just in case.
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November 22
| Extremely hot geek girl. | ||||
 Extremely hot geek girl.
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November 19
| I knew I should have tried out for the Cheerleading squad, but... | ||||
 I knew I should have tried out for the Cheerleading squad, but it just didn't seem very "butch" ... at the time.
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| Er ... cram session fail? | ||||
 Er ... cram session fail?
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November 14
| Okay, yeah, I admit ... I'm just a little turned on by... | ||||
 Okay, yeah, I admit ... I'm just a little turned on by socialized medicine.
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November 4
| Sarah Palin Look-Alikes Stage Strip Show. A little something for... | ||||
Sarah Palin Look-Alikes Stage Strip Show. A little something for both my fetishes and my swelling American pride.
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| Cuban Cigar Crisis: Love Between the Sheets. I'm really... | ||||
Cuban Cigar Crisis: Love Between the Sheets. I'm really digging on this one right now.
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