| 8/3/2009 | Ignore this one too... |
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| 6/26/2009 11:30:00 AM | Whatever Happened to Fridays and So Slow... |
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| 4/15/2009 7:00:00 AM | MLB.COM Struggles to Even Meet Last Year's Poor Customer Service Standards |
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| 4/6/2009 | Ignore this Post |
| Just setting up a few purchases for some guys at work so I can collect the referral fee. ... (more) |
| 2/25/2009 7:30:00 AM | New Indianapolis Barbie Line |
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| 1/30/2009 7:30:00 AM | Self-Enlightenment Through Facebook |
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| 1/27/2009 7:30:00 AM | Building the Perfect Beast |
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| 1/26/2009 7:30:00 AM | Creepy Software |
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| 1/23/2009 11:30:00 AM | Music and the Markets: How The RIAA Is Screwing With Your 401K |
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| 1/22/2009 12:00:00 PM | Stupid Stuff I've Heard This Week |
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| 1/19/2009 7:00:00 AM | This Is the Kind of Spontaneous Publicity that Makes People! |
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| 1/16/2009 4:00:00 PM | Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead! |
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| 1/15/2009 7:00:00 AM | Trimming Down the Social Circles |
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| 1/13/2009 7:00:00 AM | When Social Networking Becomes Electronic Narcissism |
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| 1/9/2009 12:30:00 PM | 25 Random Things (And One Random Illustration) |
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| 1/8/2009 7:00:00 PM | Musical Memory Lane |
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| 1/5/2009 10:30:00 AM | On Being Laid Off And NOT Being Laid Off |
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| 1/2/2009 12:00:00 PM | ComScore Shows It Doesn't Know a Social Networking Site When It Sees One |
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| 1/1/2009 7:00:00 AM | Why I Despise Self-Absorbed Autobiographies, Particularly When They're About Me |
| Obligatory autobiographical stuff I tend to do once per year just for the newbies. |
| 12/29/2008 5:00:00 PM | For a List of Ways Technology Has Failed to Improve Your Life, Press 1. |
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| 12/24/2008 7:00:00 AM | Exterminate! Extermina -- Woah. |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones to play Doctor Who? Well, it's not the STRANGEST thing I've ever heard. |
| 12/23/2008 7:00:00 AM | Kickin' It Off Right |
| Just wanted to get my new year's resolutions documented before I completely neglected them. |
| 12/22/2008 12:00:00 PM | 25 Years Ago, We Broke Them Up; Now, Vengeance is AT&T's |
| Quick sarcastic recounting of my lousy customer service experience with AT&T last week. |
| 12/9/2008 12:00:00 PM | Holiday Tip |
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| 11/20/2008 | Seriously Though: Who's Buying in THIS Economy |
| My Twitter is worth $252 ... (more) |
| 11/18/2008 7:30:00 AM | Dissecting Microsoft's Marketing Strategies |
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| 11/12/2008 7:30:00 PM | The Gang of Four Picks Apart Ridley Scott's Monopoly Movie |
| It HAS to be a joke, right? |
| 10/28/2008 7:30:00 AM | Aw Crap! There's a Bustle in My Hedgerow Again! |
| Okay, so the Inter-tubes are currently buzzing with red hot rumors of Steven Tyler jamming with -- and apparently planning to front -- a Page/Jones/Bonham-Offspring tour, because yet again, the revered Mr. Plant is choosing artistic credibi ... (more) |
| 10/23/2008 12:00:00 PM | I Have Nothing to Declare ... Except this Cello ... |
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| 10/20/2008 12:00:00 PM | Personal Relationship Ender |
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| 10/3/2008 12:00:00 PM | Blast from the Past |
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| 9/24/2008 | Ignore this... |
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| 9/5/2008 7:30:00 AM | I Ain't 'Fraid of No Sequel... |
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| 8/21/2008 5:30:00 PM | An Old Sweet Song Keeps Georgia.Zip On My Mind |
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| 8/19/2008 5:30:00 PM | Okay, I've Been Quiet Too Long, Time to Get Political! |
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| 7/26/2008 7:30:00 AM | We Shoulda Been Movie Critics Instead of Comic Geeks |
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| 7/25/2008 7:30:00 AM | Thought-Provoking Discussion of the Day |
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| 7/24/2008 12:30:00 PM | Full Transcript of a 140-Character Debate |
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| 7/22/2008 | Ignore this Entry |
| Just placing another order for work and trying to reap the commission
off my own web store. ... (more) |
| 7/8/2008 7:30:00 AM | Don't Mess with My Friends... |
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| 7/7/2008 7:30:00 AM | Okay, Admittedly, Dumb Idea... |
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| 7/2/2008 7:30:00 AM | Hewlett Packard at it Again |
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| 5/21/2008 7:30:00 AM | Moron of the Week |
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| 4/30/2008 11:30:00 AM | Epiphany |
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| 4/22/2008 7:00:00 AM | IU-Teke.org Back Online |
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| 4/1/2008 5:30:00 PM | Roll Up! |
| Really, I'm talkin' 'bout sexy, hot redheads wiggling their little buns here. |
| 3/12/2008 5:30:00 PM | Spending my Kids' Inheritance |
| They say I'm a sucker for every investment opportunity that comes along, but one day, I'll prove them wrong. |
| 3/7/2008 7:30:00 AM | My Calling in Life |
| From Chicken Wing Delivery God to Computer Programmer to Web Entrepreneur to Marketing Analyst to Cat Game Designer |
| 2/20/2008 7:00:00 AM | Writing My Own Job Description |
| I'm really torn, in that I love my boss, and believe in my company, but I hate, hate, HATE my job. |
| 2/10/2008 5:00:00 PM | Back to the Drawing Board |
| Yet another case of weird automation gone wrong. I think I'm jinxing computers. |
| 2/6/2008 7:30:00 AM | It's Inconceivable! |
| There seems to be a strange rash of odd behaviors from automated systems latetly … at least where I'm concerned. |
| 12/18/2007 5:00:00 PM | Soapbox Update |
| Finally, I'm on the winning side of a grass-roots activist movment … at least for now. |
| 12/17/2007 7:30:00 AM | Soapbox Time... |
| I'm on a tear about telecom and government surveilance. |
| 11/28/2007 12:00:00 PM | I Try Not to Take These Things Personally, But... |
| New Media Douchebags in Plain English |
| 11/18/2007 1:30:00 AM | Observations from a Barstool |
| I hate karaoke. Here's why... |
| 10/31/2007 7:30:00 AM | Warner Bros. Screws the Pooch |
| Warner turns down Mark Millar in favor of continuing to shoot themselves in the foot. |
| 10/30/2007 7:30:00 AM | Don't We All Feel Like This Sometimes? |
| For fuck's sake, this guy is pouring his heart out! Why doesn't anybody listen to him!? Show a little respect! |
| 10/29/2007 7:30:00 AM | Your Money Is No Good Here |
| Valid for all debt public and private, except for iPhones. |
| 10/23/2007 7:30:00 AM | Open Letter to the Boys at Juicereceiver.com |
| I once counted Juice among my favorite programs, until one day it mysteriously stopped working and their customer support team left me out in the cold. |
| 10/16/2007 7:30:00 AM | Loaded with 'Pea-Ness' |
| Another take on the Orson Welles Frozen Peas Tape. My favorite so far. |
| 10/10/2007 12:30:00 PM | I hate this guy! |
| Honestly, I can't keep a straight face when I land quad jacks in a poker game. What chance do I have in THIS situation? |
| 10/6/2007 11:15:00 AM | Solution Needed |
| Being trapped on a tropical isle would be less |
| 9/26/2007 7:30:00 AM | See My Baby Comin' Down the Track... Baaaa Naaaa Baaaa Naaaa |
| I am reminded of the Ben Stiller Show skit for "Oliver Stone World" featuring the Doors ride. |
| 9/25/2007 7:30:00 AM | Sing It With Me Now... |
| Really? A MARATHON runner named "Flash?" Shouldn't he have been more of a sprinter? Oh, hell, don't get me started |
| 9/21/2007 7:30:00 AM | Movie News |
| I'm somewhat excited about the prospect of what will no doubt be a very mediocre movie with good eye candy. |
| 9/18/2007 7:30:00 AM | So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish |
| It has finally happened. The day sci-fi fans have lived in fear of for years. The one collection we never wanted to complete, must now be completed. |
| 9/5/2007 5:15:00 PM | Citigroup: One for the 'Duh' File |
| You would think, considering the wealth and power behind Citigroup, they would think things through a little before they |
| 8/30/2007 7:30:00 AM | One for the 'No S**t' File |
| I'm starting to worry about people like Monster.com, whom I've trusted a lot of personal information to. |
| 8/28/2007 10:00:00 PM | Everybody Sing Along ... Virgins Too ... |
| Found this in the comments on another site, but just had to share ... |
| 8/27/2007 5:30:00 PM | Klattu ... Berratta ... Nikto ... Woah ... |
| I think it's time I gave up waiting for someone to do another proverbial "good science fiction" movie |
| 8/23/2007 12:30:00 PM | True Tales of Terror from the Office |
| Just a little snippet of how my day at work is going... |
| 8/21/2007 7:30:00 AM | Chuck Roast Gets His First Three Job Queries |
| My effort to clarify exactly what I'm looking for in my professional life backfires ... I'm now getting stranger and stranger solicitations from job bots. |
| 8/10/2007 12:30:00 PM | Updating My Resume Again |
| In effort to clarify exactly what I am looking for in my professional life, I've decided to finally write the resume I've always wanted to write. Decorum be damned! |
| 8/7/2007 10:22:00 PM | New Web Toys! Yay! |
| Update on my eternal quest to adequately combine all of my RSS feeds into one aggregate feed. |
| 7/11/2007 7:00:00 PM | Top Five Pieces of Sci-Fi Technology I Wish I Had |
| Drastic lifestyle changes often require drastic pieces of technology. |
| 7/3/2007 7:30:00 AM | Taking the 'Human' Out of 'Human Resources' Since 2005 |
| I have a problem with corporate recruiters who think people are just commodities to be brokered like cattle. Here's an example of one that really needs to read the resumes and job descriptions instead of using a kludged word-matching program. |
| 6/28/2007 2:45:00 PM | Lift Needed |
| A real-time account of my trials and tribulations with air travel, Texas, and the 100 year rainstorm |
| 6/22/2007 12:00:00 PM | It Is a Good Day for Your Data to Die! |
| As part of my work on making my company PCI complant (combined with my paranoid, pessimistic attitude), I have been appointed Chief Information Security Officer at work. Finally, a proper fit for my l33t skillz and personality. |
| 6/18/2007 9:00:00 PM | My Brain is Not for Eating! |
| Operation: Bot Roast!? Oh come on, if the collected powers and resources of Microsoft, AOL, and Yahoo! can't clean up the spam problem, what good can the federal government do? |
| 6/15/2007 7:30:00 AM | Emo Boys with Capes and Body Armor |
| Musing on Batman's |
| 6/14/2007 7:30:00 AM | Goat Nipple Electrocution: The Explanation |
| Who is sphere.com and why are MY WORDS part of their 'Sphere-Related Content Widget?!' |
| 6/12/2007 7:15:00 AM | A Support Group for 80004005: 'Unspecified Error' Victims |
| I would venture to guess every MS programmer has come across this little gem at least once in their professional career. |
| 6/11/2007 8:30:00 AM | SEO Tactic #2: Sexy Black Leather Boots and Handcuffs |
| With violent crime, drug traffic, and child molestation on the rise, it's good to know they're catching those pesky non-seatbelt wearers. |
| 6/8/2007 7:30:00 AM | ... The Lightning of My Terrible Swift Sword (+1/+2 vs Orcs) |
| So, I can't join the Israeli Secret Service Because I play D&D? |
| 6/4/2007 7:30:00 PM | SEO Tactic #1: No Title? Try, 'Goat Nipple Electrocution' |
| Chris Miller has posted an interesting look at the Podosphere. I'll agree with his assessment, but argue he's about nine months too late in noticing it. |
| 6/2/2007 7:30:00 AM | Hangin's Too Good Fer 'Em |
| The feds finally catch up with Robert Soloway. Doesn't this look like one of those big drug busts they showcase on the news every few months? Did it work then? |
| 5/29/2007 7:30:00 AM | Paul Is Dead Man, Miss Him, Miss Him, Miss Him ... |
| All of the mystery is gone from the world. What the world needs now is for a conspiracy nut's harmless theory to come true. |
| 5/27/2007 7:30:00 AM | Another Entire Category of Reasons Why It Sucks to Be Me |
| I'm sick of doing free computer work for you people; and I'm sick of you being mad at me because of it |
| 5/25/2007 7:30:00 AM | Private Joker, Let Me See Your War Face! |
| We've got our first look at Heath Ledger's Joker from Batman: The Dark Knight … and he's seriously creeping me out |
| 5/24/2007 7:30:00 AM | Another Anniversary |
| I won a small claims suit against Circuit City, and they've been dragging me through legal red tape for ten months to avoid paying me the lousy $1800 bucks. It really just proves my point about their hostile customer service practices. |
| 5/20/2007 7:30:00 AM | Ummmmm ... I do have a birthday coming up you know ... |
| The new Starcraft is here! The new Starcraft is here! The new Starcraft is here! |
| 5/18/2007 7:30:00 AM | For Tonight, It's the Meaning of Web! |
| Ever notice how the life cycle of a Web 2.0 application parallels Monty Python's "Meaning of Life?" |
| 5/17/2007 7:30:00 AM | Why I Want a Job at DC Comics ... |
| Paul Dini is da man! He actually got to marry one of those hot comic book heroes we all fantasize about. |
| 5/16/2007 1:35:00 PM | Brainstorming My Future as a Casting Director |
| Elijah Wood is going to play Iggy Pop? Johnny Depp wants to play Ozzy Osbourne. Allow me to make some better suggestions. |
| 5/10/2007 8:00:00 AM | The Sound of Fury |
| Why does the IRS insist on freezing MY bank account in their quest to get at my ex-wife? Why don't I have any legal recourse? |
| 5/9/2007 7:30:00 AM | Fa Tacere le Voci in Mia Testa... |
| The divorce is final! I can finally admit to dating a hot redhead. |
| 5/8/2007 7:30:00 AM | And You Just Can't Beat that Meat! |
| Photoblogging a really stupid motivational poster with a rather interesting subtext. |
| 5/4/2007 3:30:00 AM | Darrin's Credo #79 |
| I just love groupie boobies. |
| 5/3/2007 7:00:00 AM | One More Reason to Hate the Palm Treo |
| Are cell phones killing bees? |
| 5/2/2007 12:00:00 PM | Posting for My Life... |
| A random moblog entry as I try to stay awake during yet another lame-assed powerpoint sales presentation. |
| 5/1/2007 7:30:00 AM | And What Day Is It? |
| It's the first of May! Outdoor fuckin' starts today! |
| 4/28/2007 2:00:00 PM | Bunch of Savages in this Town |
| Photoblogging an ironic sign I spotted in a Taco Bell … at great personal risk to myself. |
| 4/26/2007 8:00:00 AM | Treo 700 ...Why ... Why ... WHY?! |
| My "total equipment protection plan" with Sprint downgraded me to this glitchy, underpowered, piece of crap phone. Hello, Verizon? |
| 4/25/2007 7:30:00 AM | Mmmmm ... Space Princesses and Ray Guns! |
| Flash Gordon comes to DVD … which is good because we were having a hot space babes in spandex shortage. |
| 4/23/2007 12:00:00 PM | Sorry, Mr. Anderson, Sir. |
| Photoblogging shots from my band's photo shoot. Did I really make fun of Yes for being a bunch of old-fart rockers? |
| 4/19/2007 11:30:00 PM | Moose, Rocko, Help My Guests Find Their Wallets ... |
| The Blue Tear CD is now available for streaming on the Internet. |
| 4/19/2007 10:30:00 PM | No Autographs, Please... |
| I'm a featured "celebrity" giving picks for hottest night-life spots in the new Nuvo Night-Life Guide!? How many things are wrong with that sentence? |
| 4/18/2007 10:45:00 PM | No Clowns?! |
| My favorite band, Yes, may head out for one last tour. I'm excited! |
| 4/17/2007 12:00:00 PM | Obscure Reference Time for the Six of You Who Care (and Get It) ... |
| Aimless rambling in code about what I’m up to but can't talk about. |
| 4/13/2007 2:15:00 AM | Because I Don't Have Enough Stress In My Life... |
| Me rambling about how I love being in a band, but hate playing live |
| 4/11/2007 3:00:00 PM | The Results Are In |
| The RIAA is voted the most hated company in America. Even worse than lawyers and the IRS? Now THAT'S an accomplishment. |
| 4/11/2007 7:00:00 AM | Funny Thing Happened When I Got to Work Today |
| When you work with an advertising firm, you see really strange shit sometimes. |
| 4/9/2007 7:00:00 AM | Allow Me to Be the Last to Plug... |
| A quick review to praise J.C. Hutchins' "7th Son" podiobook series. |
| 4/4/2007 8:45:00 PM | New Customer Support Rant -- MLB.COM |
| The MLB makes TV black out games where I live. MLB TV barely works and has the worst customer support. MLB.com is suing Slingbox for showing games. It's a conspiracy to keep people from ever seeing baseball games. |
| 4/4/2007 7:30:00 AM | Fucked by Skeletons |
| Sorry, I'm having a REALLY REALLY bad day. Just ignore this post. |
| 4/2/2007 9:15:00 AM | Allow Me to Correct My Resume... |
| Still more people trying to automate the accumlation of my personal information … and getting it dead wrong. |
| 4/1/2007 11:30:00 PM | Joe and the Captain |
| RIP, Joe Murphy! You will be missed. |
| 3/30/2007 7:30:00 AM | Darrin Runs the Voodoo Down |
| Just rebutting a few observations about me joining a band as part of some impending mid-life crisis on infinite Earths. |
| 3/29/2007 5:30:00 PM | You Can Pry My Copy from My Cold, Dead Hands |
| I got punk'd by Vinnie. He went straight for my favorite movie. |
| 3/18/2007 7:30:00 AM | An Alarming Discovery |
| Whomever designed my house, didn't actually have to live in it, I think. |
| 3/15/2007 7:30:00 AM | Something to Do on a Sunday... |
| Promotional material for the Benefit for Tammy Dial |
| 3/12/2007 7:17:00 AM | Media Whore... |
| R2D2 mailboxes!? I'm afraid our furry friend has gone and done something rather rash. |
| 3/5/2007 2:00:00 PM | The Decline of Western Civilization Part III |
| Cool link to a site that shows you what everyone else is surfing for … in real time. Better than TV! |
| 2/27/2007 10:03:15 PM | Who Knew They Were French... |
| Best Dalek parody EVAH! |
| 2/23/2007 8:56:00 AM | Spoon! |
| A feasibility study on maybe seeing what it would take to possible produce and hypotetical Justice League Movie? Don't hold your breath. |
| 2/15/2007 1:01:41 PM | A Heartfelt Apology |
| The great blizzard of 2007 is completely my fault! |
| 2/14/2007 12:56:17 PM | When the Clueless Rely on the Incompetent, the Stupid Pay the Price |
| Teachers surfing porn in the classroom? What's next? Priests fondling alter boys!? |
| 2/7/2007 8:16:25 AM | Paying too much for a CD!? |
| The RIAA tries once again to tell us how lucky we are. Who know they were run by the big oil companies? |
| 2/6/2007 11:43:19 AM | JMS vs. W |
| Interesting article from Ten Zen Monkeys that holds a virtual debate between Spiderman and George W. Bush |
| 1/21/2007 10:45:00 PM | Revenge Against Referer Spammers: An Obvious Solution? |
| I've concocted a quick server-side script that seems to alleviate the burdeon of referrer spammers. As an added bonus, it probably annoys them too. |
| 1/17/2007 1:49:16 PM | Outgeek the Music Geek! |
| Online music trivia: Name that album cover. Very cool! |
| 1/11/2007 4:54:17 PM | Hell yeah! |
| You mean I really can rule a small island nation? |
| 1/10/2007 9:56:20 AM | Excerpts from Wednesday Morning "Guy Talk." |
| Reposted email conversation about the sudden rise to stardom of Indy race car driver Milka Duno |
| 1/9/2007 8:50:00 AM | Organized at Last |
| Larry Lessig invents the concept of Email Bankruptcy. Brilliant! I'm doing it! |
| 1/8/2007 9:17:52 AM | Repost: Story of My Life |
| So I was in the basement one night and the sattellite went out. When I checked the radar, I couldn't believe what it showed. True story. |
| 1/7/2007 1:45:10 PM | Repost: They Don't Know Who They're Dealing With |
| People keep sending me happy little new age inspirational emails. And I keep shooting them right down. |
| 1/6/2007 8:05:17 AM | Repost: World's Dumbest Scam Artists |
| I don't normally read spam, but this one was so stupid even my spam filter didn't believe it. |
| 1/5/2007 4:27:33 PM | Taking a Break |
| Photoblogging a few pictures from my trip to South Padre Island. |
| 1/4/2007 9:13:32 AM | Table Five Needs Six Vodka Martinis |
| Cool photoshopped James Bond picture. |
| 1/3/2007 12:44:17 PM | Owah Tuhjer Kiam |
| Stress levels off the scale. It's time for a new hobby. |
| 1/2/2007 2:35:18 PM | Video Treasure Unearthed |
| I ended up in a music video for a song I've never even played before |
| 1/1/2007 2:43:21 PM | Piss Off, 2006! On to bigger and better things! |
| Deleting all of the old site content, resetting the blog, and kicking it off with a few pictures from New Years' 2007 |
| 1/13/2005 7:00:00 PM | 2004: The Year in Remembrance (Part 2) |
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