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How to Market Badly7/28/2010 12:00:00 PM: ... (more) That Last Shyamalabender Thing7/1/2010 7:00:00 AM:
I was thinking, despite the epic fails of the last couple of Shamalan movies, that this one looked pretty cool. However, I generally defer to Ebert's opinion on these things (though we're going to have to agree to disagree with his assessment of "Deep Rising"), and throw this one on the pile of things to avoid, along with the Gilligan's Island Movie, Full Throttle Coffee, and any prison time associated with those trumped-up stalking charges levied at me by Kari Byron's handlers ... (more) Some Turds Are Better Left Unpolished6/29/2010 7:00:00 AM:
Found this article last night suggesting that Paramount should expand it's trend of going all George Lucas on its historic properties and throw cash at making a proper director's cut of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. A film that was so unbearably bad that even Shatner himself doesn't see how they ever got a green light to do a Star Trek VI. A film with dialog that is to genre cinema what Bat-Mite is to the DCU. A film in which the cast is so far out of character that ... (more) From Slice of SciFi: My First Experience with Genre Cinema6/26/2010 7:30:00 AM: So one of my favorite podcasts, Slice of SciFi, has recently started a
discussion thread wherein people call in and recant that first exposure to the
genre. The one that got them hooked and led to their ultimately becoming a rabid fanboy (or fangirl). Until now, I had always remembered and described
this as the lethal combination of Adam West’s Batman, specifically the episode “Catwoman Goes to College”
at age 4 (which I’ve also previously mentioned, turned me on to this thing
called ... (more) Batman 30 -- A Fanboy's Review6/8/2010 1:30:00 PM: Honestly, I'm not sure how this one slipped under my radar ... or the DC/Warner Brothers legal department's for that matter ... but I saw yesterday where a much-lauded independent film company has committed utter blasphemy with not 1, not 2, but apparently 30 unsanctioned episodes continuing the 1966 Adam West Batman TV series -- thus destroying my childhood far worse than "George Lucas' Special Greedo Shoots First Editions" ever could. Now, thus far, I've only been able to find ... (more) I Know I Shouldn't Have Looked, But...4/28/2010 7:00:00 PM: ... (more) Little Family History4/25/2010 7:00:00 PM: ... (more) Why Layoff's Would Be Better than Pay Cuts4/23/2010 12:30:00 PM: ... (more) I Ning4/20/2010 7:00:00 AM:
Well, so much for the promise of cloud computing and a revival of community driven content. As with the great collapse of 2000, the suits are back in power asking, "How can we make more money at this?" Case-in-point, two sites this week spit in the faces of those who helped build them up ... namely, us.Twitter, I can understand. That poor company, arguably one of the most popular on the Internet, processing something like 40,000 tweets per minute technically hasn't ... (more) Whatever Happened to Fridays and So Slow...6/26/2009 11:30:00 AM: I pride myself on my diverse and tolerant musical tastes. Just last Thursday, I did my traditional "band hopping" night and caught a rock band, a jazz band, and a folk band all in the same evening, cleansing the palette on the trip in between bars with a bit of light classical courtesy of NPR. My 40,000 track music collection sports everything from death metal to show tunes and everything in between. I drive to work listening to electronic progressive. I do my eveni ... (more) MLB.COM Struggles to Even Meet Last Year's Poor Customer Service Standards4/15/2009 7:00:00 AM: Wait ... no ... that title probably isn't fair. And I did promise to stop using my blog as a tool for venting frustrations with people who steal my money and give me nothing in return.
Thank God they were able to do it for me this year. Just read their fine, puffy, example of sports journalism and self-congratulation. Pay particular attention to the 21 pages of comments from fellow former MLB fans who also got ripped off. I never thought I'd actually pine for the days of ... (more) New Indianapolis Barbie Line2/25/2009 7:30:00 AM: This was sent to me this morning. It is NOT my handiwork. I have no idea who did this, but it's brilliant!
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Indianapolis market:
'Fishers Barbie'
This princess Barbie is sold only at Clay Terrace. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign
dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without
tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only i ... (more) Self-Enlightenment Through Facebook1/30/2009 7:30:00 AM:
You know, I used to think I had a pretty good handle on my
self-identity. That is, until I started
falling in with the wrong crowd on Facebook.
You know, the crowd that feels the need to send you every %#*@! app under the sun?! The quizzes, particularly the
"which are you" quizzes, are the best.
The fist one I got was "Which comic book character are
you?" Answer: Batman. Duh! I would also have accepted The Shadow, Cyborg, and Catwoman's loyal henchman #2 a ... (more) Building the Perfect Beast1/27/2009 7:30:00 AM:
This one is for the certain group of
people who seem to think that all of our email correspondence is elitist, intellectual
stuff about tech stocks and marketing strategies.
From: Vinnie
To: Darrin
Date: Unimportant
Ok, I think I have finally nailed down, if I was Dr.
Frankenstein, the parts needed for me to assemble my perfect woman:
Hair: Jessica Simpson ( dyed black, of course)
Eyes: Liza Minelli/Britney Spears
(the big, doe-eyed saucers they bot ... (more) Creepy Software1/26/2009 7:30:00 AM:
So, I spent the whole weekend building a new development PC crossed from the
remains of my now-deceased, over-powered eMachine and an old P4-class machine
that I just wasn't using to it's full potential because, up until now, I wanted
to keep it at factory settings. One of
the many great revelations this experience afforded me was the realization of just how much of my
base configuration consists of software that I've been using for over a decade now, even
though the original company tha ... (more) Music and the Markets: How The RIAA Is Screwing With Your 401K1/23/2009 11:30:00 AM:
I'm completely riveted this
morning with a paper written by Philip Maymin that makes some bold assertions
about a supposed link between the beat variance of songs on the US Billboard Top
100 charts and the standard deviation of returns on the S&P 500. I mean, how couldn't I be? This combines two of my favorite hobbies: music
and day trading. If he somehow tied this
into string theory, pre-crisis DCU continuity, or the age and eye color of Doctor
Who's current companion, I'd probably ... (more) Stupid Stuff I've Heard This Week1/22/2009 12:00:00 PM:
For some inexplicable reason, I've had a number of hits to
my blog lately from Google using the keyword "collective intellect." Never one to shy
away from a little SEO, let me just expand on that by saying, "it's
going down," and citing a few key things I've heard so far this week. This
will seem terribly repetitious and lame to those of you who follow my tweets and such
throughout the week, but I really wanted to get 500 words blogged today, and my
brain is so fried ... (more) This Is the Kind of Spontaneous Publicity that Makes People!1/19/2009 7:00:00 AM: You know, I was just sitting around the other day, smoking my pipe, casually leafing through my copy of "Who's Who Among American High School Students," wondering whatever became of ol' Seymour Hunsucker of Provo, UT after his dream of being the first African American Secretary of State was brutally shot down by Colin Powell. Suddenly a gust of wind blew open the parlor window and I was reminded (as was, after all, -10 degrees outside) how cold and cruel the world is. What ... (more) Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!1/16/2009 4:00:00 PM:
You know, I've found the tech job market hasn't faired all
that badly compared to the retail and manufacturing sectors during the current
economic crisis. Now, however, word
comes down that Circuit City will be
flooding the market with 34,000 more unqualified, snot-nosed, know-it-alls who
think $14 an hour is a really good pay rate. No doubt they'll all end up getting hired next
week by ailing banks and automotive companies to be the new CIO's or something. The only other option I can th ... (more) 25 Random Things (And One Random Illustration)1/9/2009 12:30:00 PM: Okay, apparently Kevin at Schwagcast.com tagged me in this
sick little game, and now I've got to spend an afternoon filling out a bunch of
crap, trying to be witty, and then tagging 25 of my friends. There's a pecking order around here, people,
and I'm pecking you! Granted this is
ALMOST like one of those chain letters that I hate, so let me assure you that
if you DO NOT respond ... absolutely nothing bad is going to happen to
you. At least not from me. That's strictly between you and karm ... (more) Musical Memory Lane1/8/2009 7:00:00 PM:
To say I'm a musical fanatic would be something of an
understatement. To combine that with an
obsessive compulsive disorder means that at least I have the most meticulously
tagged and organized MP3 collection of anyone I know. The addition of my penchant for software engineering
means that my design for the ultimate "Emotion Jukebox" will one day
revolutionize shuffle playlists as we know it.
However, adding in my megalomania means that, like my 200 other hair-brained
id ... (more) On Being Laid Off And NOT Being Laid Off1/5/2009 10:30:00 AM:
Much has been written lately about strategies for what to do
when you're laid off, as well as how to make the best of a really crappy
situation. I know how that is, I've been
there, and it's definitely one of the top five most stressful things you'll go
through. It's actually #4 -- right behind being forced to sit through a Corbin
Bleu concert at the Indiana State Fair.
However, also of importance are those of us who manage to not
get laid off.
Now technically, I've been laid o ... (more) ComScore Shows It Doesn't Know a Social Networking Site When It Sees One1/2/2009 12:00:00 PM:
ComScore has released its annual list of the top
social networking sites of 2008 (Click image to enlarge). No
real surprises, except that there really wasn't a significant new player
launched this year, nor judging by the complete total growth slowdown, is it likely that we will see one next year, unless
somebody's got one in the works that is completely below the radar. Not that I'm convinced sheer numbers of eyeballs on the page matters anymore. I spend very little time on general social ... (more) Why I Despise Self-Absorbed Autobiographies, Particularly When They're About Me1/1/2009 7:00:00 AM: Obligatory autobiographical stuff I tend to do once per year just for the newbies. ... (more) For a List of Ways Technology Has Failed to Improve Your Life, Press 1.12/29/2008 5:00:00 PM:
Remember the good ol' days of the Internet, when all the HTML
geeks sat around and bashed people who forgot to put target tags on their
frame-driven sites? Then, once somebody
mercifully came up with style sheets, we had to rid the tubes of annoying goth chicks
who became obsessed with the forces of darkness -- or at least dark-colored backgrounds
-- with white text. This evolved into a more general crusade to shun all
benighted heathens who still cling to 10-point verdana and the 800x60 ... (more) Exterminate! Extermina -- Woah.12/24/2008 7:00:00 AM: Catherine Zeta-Jones to play Doctor Who? Well, it's not the STRANGEST thing I've ever heard. ... (more) Kickin' It Off Right12/23/2008 7:00:00 AM: Just wanted to get my new year's resolutions documented before I completely neglected them. ... (more) 25 Years Ago, We Broke Them Up; Now, Vengeance is AT&T's12/22/2008 12:00:00 PM: Quick sarcastic recounting of my lousy customer service experience with AT&T last week. ... (more) Seriously Though: Who's Buying in THIS Economy11/20/2008: ... (more) Dissecting Microsoft's Marketing Strategies11/18/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Okay, again, I'm really no marketing expert, but apparently neither are Microsoft's marketing people. First we had Mojave, a campaign whose sole purpose was to emphasize that Vista does have a serious perception problem, but people really are so stupid, we can trick them into buying it anyway. I, personally, found it so lame that when my local channel rep called asking me if I was planning to upgrade to Server 2008 here at work, I told him, "No, I'm probably going to hold out ... (more) The Gang of Four Picks Apart Ridley Scott's Monopoly Movie11/12/2008 7:30:00 PM: It HAS to be a joke, right? ... (more) Aw Crap! There's a Bustle in My Hedgerow Again!10/28/2008 7:30:00 AM: ... (more) I Have Nothing to Declare ... Except this Cello ...10/23/2008 12:00:00 PM:
As early reviews for Quantum of Solace continue to flow in from the tubes, consensus seems to be that this latest Bond outing is action-packed, yet completely convoluted in it's plot, which of course harkened some potential comparisons to earlier Bond movies like "The Living Daylights" ... which I actually enjoyed, yet my buddy Vince maintains that, even after repeated viewings, he STILL can't figure out what that movie was about. Therefore... For the Benefit of Vince -- James ... (more) Personal Relationship Ender10/20/2008 12:00:00 PM:
Just got a hot tip from Twitpeep James Spaden
(@xemion / xemion.com) about Socialminder.com. Apparently it's a really neat service that links your email account to your Linked-in.com account, keeps track of touches in your social network, and provides a tickler file of contacts you might be neglecting -- thereby turning a couple of free services into a somewhat-kludgy, but effective, low-powered CRM tool. It's actually somewhat similar to this really cool product called BOA put ou ... (more) Blast from the Past10/3/2008 12:00:00 PM:
So, first I stumbled upon the Power Records archive and managed to complete my collection of every record I've ever owned since age five. Now, thanks to twitpeep BNPositive, I am starting on my somewhat tormented school years.http://www. uncovertheinternet .com/old -school -star -wars -film -strip/ Surely there's an archive where some over-eager AV geek transferred all of those old filmstrips to FLA files. I've been dying to catch and relive all of those great presentations I slept ... (more) Ignore this...9/24/2008:
Ignore this entry ... again, just buying a little something or the office and using my personal web store to get a quick commission.
... (more) I Ain't 'Fraid of No Sequel...9/5/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Rocky ... Rambo ... Indiana Jones ... and now this? Remember when they wanted to do this a few years back,
but Murray wouldn't do it, so they were talking about Ben Stiller as
"Son of Venkman?" Maybe I'm over-analyzing, but I figure as long as
they have they have the original cast, and keep it simple, there will
at least be a couple of good moments in an otherwise "meh" film. Like
all of these 25th anniversary, "sexagenarian sequels," if you ... (more) An Old Sweet Song Keeps Georgia.Zip On My Mind8/21/2008 5:30:00 PM: So ... apologies for my general absence from blogging, chats, skype, tweets, and emails yesterday. We had one of those virus storm things that actually did something for once. Secretly that is what I call one of those rare, fun, all-hands-on-deck days of which I've only had a half-dozen times in the course of my 16-year-career -- of which only about five years has been spent in network crisis management, granted. You have to picture me doing my best Tommy Lee Jones in the Fugit ... (more) Okay, I've Been Quiet Too Long, Time to Get Political!8/19/2008 5:30:00 PM:
"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others."-- Taken from JohnMcCain.com.
Okay, so growing up in a military family, I would never dream of
disparaging Mr. McCain's memory of war. I will however disparage his bigoted,
stereotypical gen ... (more) We Shoulda Been Movie Critics Instead of Comic Geeks7/26/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Tune in now as Darrin breaks the news to Vinnie and Dobie about DC's latest
attempt at a comic book franchise in the Lungbarrow Chat Room...
Darrin
No no no no no ... Flub! Out! Thumbs Down! 0 out of 5! (Plastic Man Movie in the Works)
Certain people have demonstrated that they should never be allowed to work
together again ... Pauly Shore and Brendan Fraiser, Hitler and Mussolini, Keenau
Reeves and ANYONE named Washowski...
Vinnie
This could work.... Bu ... (more) Thought-Provoking Discussion of the Day7/25/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Every few months I get called to the mat to defend a simple premise I hold dear above all others. I am constantly labeled, berated, judged, put down, persecuted, and tried without jury simply for one unshakable belief that I have held dear to my heart ever since I've been able to break the bonds of my conservative upbringing and reached that magical age where I was allowed to think and form opinions for myself. I will not falter, however, and I am steadfast in my faith and se ... (more) Full Transcript of a 140-Character Debate7/24/2008 12:30:00 PM:
For those who aren't Twitpeeps yet, or who thought I was talking to myself because they don't subscribe to everyone in the thread (and why not, geez, just go sign up already), here's the full transcript of today's impromptu, thought-provoking discussion ...
Participants are:
Bryce Moore (abiteofsanity) ... from "A Bite of Sanity" productions in Cedar Rapids, Iowa ... abiteofsanity.com
Brad Pendegraph (bpende) ... from the "Whole Lotta Nonsense" podcast i ... (more) Don't Mess with My Friends...7/8/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Just made an interesting discovery while researching some stocks. Let's look at a five year plot of options in Circuit City electronics stores. See that red dot? That represents the week my well-blogged feud started with them. See that big downward plummet shortly thereafter? That corresponds almost to the day I called my old fraternity buddy Scott and said "Hey, can I sue Circuit City?" A triumphant courtroom drama depicting one man's war against poor c ... (more) Okay, Admittedly, Dumb Idea...7/7/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Okay, so in my continued spirit of doing things I should have done 20 years ago -- which arguably has worked out pretty well so far this year -- I recently inquired back at my alma mater about going back to school and picking up a degree in astronomy. My thought was that a double degree in astronomy and computer science would be all I need to land that dream job at NASA and getting to work on a fun project for a change. My rationale going into this was that -- since I had previous ... (more) Hewlett Packard at it Again7/2/2008 7:30:00 AM:
Again, complaining about bad customer support from Hewlett Packard is like going to a prostitute and claiming you really didn't feel loved, but this one is at least worth blogging about.
Bought a nice new laser printer from them ... the cost was approximately $2000. During shipping, one of the guides on the tray door broke off (see photo) ... a very simple thing... ...unless you want to fix it. Forgetting about how long it takes to actually GET to the right person when you ... (more) Moron of the Week5/21/2008 7:30:00 AM:
This just in: Mutt Lange has apparently dropped Shania Twain like old laundry, thus inexplicably giving up the latest secret weapon in his long-running plot to lure me to the dark side.Now, I've long-held that Mutt Lange suffers from bizarre man-love form of contemporary syndrome and unhealthy obsession when it comes to me. He is the Bizarro to my Superman -- the Travis to my Blake -- the Bloefeld to my James Bond -- which makes Shania Twain is sort of his cool henchman and realistic, life-si ... (more) Epiphany4/30/2008 11:30:00 AM:
Okay, suddenly I get it! "You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer once in a while." -- Randall Graves The
main issue I have with this job (the Tech Services Manager I got
drafted into ... not the Business Analyst one I hired on for) is that
the stupid overhead takes longer than the actual problem. Case in point, email this morning: "Client cannot connect to FTP site." It
took five minutes to log in, kill 40 idle threads, and ge ... (more) IU-Teke.org Back Online4/22/2008 7:00:00 AM:
Started playing around with ning.com yesterday. Liked it enough to throw out one of the sites I'd written with my own BOA-engine and replace it with a ning back-end. So, for those of you old fraternity brothers whom I might have forgotten to notify, you need to sign up again. The natural result of all this, of course, is suddenly being inundated with email from old friends, some of whom I haven't spoken to in 20 years, commenting on the particular hairstyles my wife and I chose to wear back ... (more) Roll Up!4/1/2008 5:30:00 PM: Really, I'm talkin' 'bout sexy, hot redheads wiggling their little buns here. ... (more) Spending my Kids' Inheritance3/12/2008 5:30:00 PM: They say I'm a sucker for every investment opportunity that comes along, but one day, I'll prove them wrong. ... (more) My Calling in Life3/7/2008 7:30:00 AM: From Chicken Wing Delivery God to Computer Programmer to Web Entrepreneur to Marketing Analyst to Cat Game Designer ... (more) Writing My Own Job Description2/20/2008 7:00:00 AM: I'm really torn, in that I love my boss, and believe in my company, but I hate, hate, HATE my job. ... (more) Back to the Drawing Board2/10/2008 5:00:00 PM: Yet another case of weird automation gone wrong. I think I'm jinxing computers. ... (more) It's Inconceivable!2/6/2008 7:30:00 AM: There seems to be a strange rash of odd behaviors from automated systems latetly … at least where I'm concerned. ... (more) Soapbox Update12/18/2007 5:00:00 PM: Finally, I'm on the winning side of a grass-roots activist movment … at least for now. ... (more) Soapbox Time...12/17/2007 7:30:00 AM: I'm on a tear about telecom and government surveilance. ... (more) I Try Not to Take These Things Personally, But...11/28/2007 12:00:00 PM: New Media Douchebags in Plain English ... (more) Observations from a Barstool11/18/2007 1:30:00 AM: I hate karaoke. Here's why... ... (more) Warner Bros. Screws the Pooch10/31/2007 7:30:00 AM: Warner turns down Mark Millar in favor of continuing to shoot themselves in the foot. ... (more) Don't We All Feel Like This Sometimes?10/30/2007 7:30:00 AM: For fuck's sake, this guy is pouring his heart out! Why doesn't anybody listen to him!? Show a little respect! ... (more) Your Money Is No Good Here10/29/2007 7:30:00 AM: Valid for all debt public and private, except for iPhones. ... (more) Open Letter to the Boys at Juicereceiver.com10/23/2007 7:30:00 AM: I once counted Juice among my favorite programs, until one day it mysteriously stopped working and their customer support team left me out in the cold. ... (more) Loaded with 'Pea-Ness'10/16/2007 7:30:00 AM: Another take on the Orson Welles Frozen Peas Tape. My favorite so far. ... (more) I hate this guy!10/10/2007 12:30:00 PM: Honestly, I can't keep a straight face when I land quad jacks in a poker game. What chance do I have in THIS situation? ... (more) Solution Needed10/6/2007 11:15:00 AM: Being trapped on a tropical isle would be less ... (more) See My Baby Comin' Down the Track... Baaaa Naaaa Baaaa Naaaa9/26/2007 7:30:00 AM: I am reminded of the Ben Stiller Show skit for "Oliver Stone World" featuring the Doors ride. ... (more) Movie News9/21/2007 7:30:00 AM: I'm somewhat excited about the prospect of what will no doubt be a very mediocre movie with good eye candy. ... (more) So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish9/18/2007 7:30:00 AM: It has finally happened. The day sci-fi fans have lived in fear of for years. The one collection we never wanted to complete, must now be completed. ... (more) Citigroup: One for the 'Duh' File9/5/2007 5:15:00 PM: You would think, considering the wealth and power behind Citigroup, they would think things through a little before they ... (more) One for the 'No S**t' File8/30/2007 7:30:00 AM: I'm starting to worry about people like Monster.com, whom I've trusted a lot of personal information to. ... (more) Everybody Sing Along ... Virgins Too ...8/28/2007 10:00:00 PM: Found this in the comments on another site, but just had to share ... ... (more) Klattu ... Berratta ... Nikto ... Woah ...8/27/2007 5:30:00 PM: I think it's time I gave up waiting for someone to do another proverbial "good science fiction" movie ... (more) True Tales of Terror from the Office8/23/2007 12:30:00 PM: Just a little snippet of how my day at work is going... ... (more) Chuck Roast Gets His First Three Job Queries8/21/2007 7:30:00 AM: My effort to clarify exactly what I'm looking for in my professional life backfires ... I'm now getting stranger and stranger solicitations from job bots. ... (more) Updating My Resume Again8/10/2007 12:30:00 PM: In effort to clarify exactly what I am looking for in my professional life, I've decided to finally write the resume I've always wanted to write. Decorum be damned! ... (more) New Web Toys! Yay!8/7/2007 10:22:00 PM: Update on my eternal quest to adequately combine all of my RSS feeds into one aggregate feed. ... (more) Top Five Pieces of Sci-Fi Technology I Wish I Had7/11/2007 7:00:00 PM: Drastic lifestyle changes often require drastic pieces of technology. ... (more) Taking the 'Human' Out of 'Human Resources' Since 20057/3/2007 7:30:00 AM: I have a problem with corporate recruiters who think people are just commodities to be brokered like cattle. Here's an example of one that really needs to read the resumes and job descriptions instead of using a kludged word-matching program. ... (more) Lift Needed6/28/2007 2:45:00 PM: A real-time account of my trials and tribulations with air travel, Texas, and the 100 year rainstorm ... (more) It Is a Good Day for Your Data to Die!6/22/2007 12:00:00 PM: As part of my work on making my company PCI complant (combined with my paranoid, pessimistic attitude), I have been appointed Chief Information Security Officer at work. Finally, a proper fit for my l33t skillz and personality. ... (more) My Brain is Not for Eating!6/18/2007 9:00:00 PM: Operation: Bot Roast!? Oh come on, if the collected powers and resources of Microsoft, AOL, and Yahoo! can't clean up the spam problem, what good can the federal government do? ... (more) Emo Boys with Capes and Body Armor6/15/2007 7:30:00 AM: Musing on Batman's ... (more) Goat Nipple Electrocution: The Explanation6/14/2007 7:30:00 AM: Who is sphere.com and why are MY WORDS part of their 'Sphere-Related Content Widget?!' ... (more) A Support Group for 80004005: 'Unspecified Error' Victims6/12/2007 7:15:00 AM: I would venture to guess every MS programmer has come across this little gem at least once in their professional career. ... (more) SEO Tactic #2: Sexy Black Leather Boots and Handcuffs6/11/2007 8:30:00 AM: With violent crime, drug traffic, and child molestation on the rise, it's good to know they're catching those pesky non-seatbelt wearers. ... (more) ... The Lightning of My Terrible Swift Sword (+1/+2 vs Orcs)6/8/2007 7:30:00 AM: So, I can't join the Israeli Secret Service Because I play D&D? ... (more) SEO Tactic #1: No Title? Try, 'Goat Nipple Electrocution'6/4/2007 7:30:00 PM: Chris Miller has posted an interesting look at the Podosphere. I'll agree with his assessment, but argue he's about nine months too late in noticing it. ... (more) Hangin's Too Good Fer 'Em6/2/2007 7:30:00 AM: The feds finally catch up with Robert Soloway. Doesn't this look like one of those big drug busts they showcase on the news every few months? Did it work then? ... (more) Paul Is Dead Man, Miss Him, Miss Him, Miss Him ...5/29/2007 7:30:00 AM: All of the mystery is gone from the world. What the world needs now is for a conspiracy nut's harmless theory to come true. ... (more) Another Entire Category of Reasons Why It Sucks to Be Me5/27/2007 7:30:00 AM: I'm sick of doing free computer work for you people; and I'm sick of you being mad at me because of it ... (more) Private Joker, Let Me See Your War Face!5/25/2007 7:30:00 AM: We've got our first look at Heath Ledger's Joker from Batman: The Dark Knight … and he's seriously creeping me out ... (more) Another Anniversary5/24/2007 7:30:00 AM: I won a small claims suit against Circuit City, and they've been dragging me through legal red tape for ten months to avoid paying me the lousy $1800 bucks. It really just proves my point about their hostile customer service practices. ... (more) Ummmmm ... I do have a birthday coming up you know ...5/20/2007 7:30:00 AM: The new Starcraft is here! The new Starcraft is here! The new Starcraft is here! ... (more) For Tonight, It's the Meaning of Web!5/18/2007 7:30:00 AM: Ever notice how the life cycle of a Web 2.0 application parallels Monty Python's "Meaning of Life?" ... (more) Why I Want a Job at DC Comics ...5/17/2007 7:30:00 AM: Paul Dini is da man! He actually got to marry one of those hot comic book heroes we all fantasize about. ... (more) Brainstorming My Future as a Casting Director5/16/2007 1:35:00 PM: Elijah Wood is going to play Iggy Pop? Johnny Depp wants to play Ozzy Osbourne. Allow me to make some better suggestions. ... (more) The Sound of Fury5/10/2007 8:00:00 AM: Why does the IRS insist on freezing MY bank account in their quest to get at my ex-wife? Why don't I have any legal recourse? ... (more) Fa Tacere le Voci in Mia Testa...5/9/2007 7:30:00 AM: The divorce is final! I can finally admit to dating a hot redhead. ... (more) And You Just Can't Beat that Meat!5/8/2007 7:30:00 AM: Photoblogging a really stupid motivational poster with a rather interesting subtext. ... (more) Darrin's Credo #795/4/2007 3:30:00 AM: I just love groupie boobies. ... (more) One More Reason to Hate the Palm Treo5/3/2007 7:00:00 AM: Are cell phones killing bees? ... (more) Posting for My Life...5/2/2007 12:00:00 PM: A random moblog entry as I try to stay awake during yet another lame-assed powerpoint sales presentation. ... (more) And What Day Is It?5/1/2007 7:30:00 AM: It's the first of May! Outdoor fuckin' starts today! ... (more) Bunch of Savages in this Town4/28/2007 2:00:00 PM: Photoblogging an ironic sign I spotted in a Taco Bell … at great personal risk to myself. ... (more) Treo 700 ...Why ... Why ... WHY?!4/26/2007 8:00:00 AM: My "total equipment protection plan" with Sprint downgraded me to this glitchy, underpowered, piece of crap phone. Hello, Verizon? ... (more) Mmmmm ... Space Princesses and Ray Guns!4/25/2007 7:30:00 AM: Flash Gordon comes to DVD … which is good because we were having a hot space babes in spandex shortage. ... (more) Sorry, Mr. Anderson, Sir.4/23/2007 12:00:00 PM: Photoblogging shots from my band's photo shoot. Did I really make fun of Yes for being a bunch of old-fart rockers? ... (more) Moose, Rocko, Help My Guests Find Their Wallets ...4/19/2007 11:30:00 PM: The Blue Tear CD is now available for streaming on the Internet. ... (more) No Autographs, Please...4/19/2007 10:30:00 PM: I'm a featured "celebrity" giving picks for hottest night-life spots in the new Nuvo Night-Life Guide!? How many things are wrong with that sentence? ... (more) No Clowns?!4/18/2007 10:45:00 PM: My favorite band, Yes, may head out for one last tour. I'm excited! ... (more) Obscure Reference Time for the Six of You Who Care (and Get It) ...4/17/2007 12:00:00 PM: Aimless rambling in code about what I’m up to but can't talk about. ... (more) Because I Don't Have Enough Stress In My Life...4/13/2007 2:15:00 AM: Me rambling about how I love being in a band, but hate playing live ... (more) The Results Are In4/11/2007 3:00:00 PM: The RIAA is voted the most hated company in America. Even worse than lawyers and the IRS? Now THAT'S an accomplishment. ... (more) Funny Thing Happened When I Got to Work Today4/11/2007 7:00:00 AM: When you work with an advertising firm, you see really strange shit sometimes. ... (more) Allow Me to Be the Last to Plug...4/9/2007 7:00:00 AM: A quick review to praise J.C. Hutchins' "7th Son" podiobook series. ... (more) New Customer Support Rant -- MLB.COM4/4/2007 8:45:00 PM: The MLB makes TV black out games where I live. MLB TV barely works and has the worst customer support. MLB.com is suing Slingbox for showing games. It's a conspiracy to keep people from ever seeing baseball games. ... (more) Allow Me to Correct My Resume...4/2/2007 9:15:00 AM: Still more people trying to automate the accumlation of my personal information … and getting it dead wrong. ... (more) Joe and the Captain4/1/2007 11:30:00 PM: RIP, Joe Murphy! You will be missed. ... (more) Darrin Runs the Voodoo Down3/30/2007 7:30:00 AM: Just rebutting a few observations about me joining a band as part of some impending mid-life crisis on infinite Earths. ... (more) You Can Pry My Copy from My Cold, Dead Hands3/29/2007 5:30:00 PM: I got punk'd by Vinnie. He went straight for my favorite movie. ... (more) An Alarming Discovery3/18/2007 7:30:00 AM: Whomever designed my house, didn't actually have to live in it, I think. ... (more) Something to Do on a Sunday...3/15/2007 7:30:00 AM: Promotional material for the Benefit for Tammy Dial ... (more) Media Whore...3/12/2007 7:17:00 AM: R2D2 mailboxes!? I'm afraid our furry friend has gone and done something rather rash. ... (more) The Decline of Western Civilization Part III3/5/2007 2:00:00 PM: Cool link to a site that shows you what everyone else is surfing for … in real time. Better than TV! ... (more) Who Knew They Were French...2/27/2007 10:03:15 PM: Best Dalek parody EVAH! ... (more) Spoon!2/23/2007 8:56:00 AM: A feasibility study on maybe seeing what it would take to possible produce and hypotetical Justice League Movie? Don't hold your breath. ... (more) A Heartfelt Apology2/15/2007 1:01:41 PM: The great blizzard of 2007 is completely my fault! ... (more) When the Clueless Rely on the Incompetent, the Stupid Pay the Price2/14/2007 12:56:17 PM: Teachers surfing porn in the classroom? What's next? Priests fondling alter boys!? ... (more) Paying too much for a CD!?2/7/2007 8:16:25 AM: The RIAA tries once again to tell us how lucky we are. Who know they were run by the big oil companies? ... (more) JMS vs. W2/6/2007 11:43:19 AM: Interesting article from Ten Zen Monkeys that holds a virtual debate between Spiderman and George W. Bush ... (more) Revenge Against Referer Spammers: An Obvious Solution?1/21/2007 10:45:00 PM: I've concocted a quick server-side script that seems to alleviate the burdeon of referrer spammers. As an added bonus, it probably annoys them too. ... (more) Outgeek the Music Geek!1/17/2007 1:49:16 PM: Online music trivia: Name that album cover. Very cool! ... (more) Hell yeah!1/11/2007 4:54:17 PM: You mean I really can rule a small island nation? ... (more) Excerpts from Wednesday Morning "Guy Talk."1/10/2007 9:56:20 AM: Reposted email conversation about the sudden rise to stardom of Indy race car driver Milka Duno ... (more) Organized at Last1/9/2007 8:50:00 AM: Larry Lessig invents the concept of Email Bankruptcy. Brilliant! I'm doing it! ... (more) Repost: Story of My Life1/8/2007 9:17:52 AM: So I was in the basement one night and the sattellite went out. When I checked the radar, I couldn't believe what it showed. True story. ... (more) Repost: They Don't Know Who They're Dealing With1/7/2007 1:45:10 PM: People keep sending me happy little new age inspirational emails. And I keep shooting them right down. ... (more) Repost: World's Dumbest Scam Artists1/6/2007 8:05:17 AM: I don't normally read spam, but this one was so stupid even my spam filter didn't believe it. ... (more) Taking a Break1/5/2007 4:27:33 PM: Photoblogging a few pictures from my trip to South Padre Island. ... (more) Table Five Needs Six Vodka Martinis1/4/2007 9:13:32 AM: Cool photoshopped James Bond picture. ... (more) Owah Tuhjer Kiam1/3/2007 12:44:17 PM: Stress levels off the scale. It's time for a new hobby. ... (more) Video Treasure Unearthed1/2/2007 2:35:18 PM: I ended up in a music video for a song I've never even played before ... (more) Piss Off, 2006! On to bigger and better things!1/1/2007 2:43:21 PM: Deleting all of the old site content, resetting the blog, and kicking it off with a few pictures from New Years' 2007 ... (more) 2004: The Year in Remembrance (Part 2)1/13/2005 7:00:00 PM:
It's still a new year, and I'm still using any old excuse to use that picture of me at Kate at the Pentavarate Awards. Today, our memorium continues with an obituary to yet another treasured possession of mine that was lost to me in 2004...
Kool 101.9 (WKLU Brownsburg/Indianapolis) -- Died of Demographic Ignorance
Dammit, dammit, dammit. It's always the way. They find out I like something and they get rid of it. Yes, it's my fault Legends of the Rangers ne ... (more) |
Mobile PhotosToday's Projects(Because the way my schedule works these days, I'll never get anything done unless I publicly put myself on the hook for it.)Currently ReadingHansen, James R. First Man: The Life of Neil A. Armstrong Thomas, Marshall S. ( Beta 3 01) Soldier of the Legion Daggy, Zack ( Dark Worlds 01) Dark Worlds: Project 31 Orman, Kate and Jon Blum ( 8th Doctor Adventures 02) Vampire Science |
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